And I know, hate is a strong word, so I'm gonna take that back and say: I get fuckin annoyed with you and back in 1934 when Alexander Graham Bell first invented the internet, he probably had no idea what legion of assholes he was about to unleash. Now, might some of you say I'm an asshole, too? Sure. Does that bother me? No. Why? because people who think I'm an asshole, are the ones I'm dedicating this post to.
You gotta understand one thing guys - the internet has no rules. There's no such thing as netiquette - it's a friggin gay word anyway. When you are on the internet, on a forum or message board, in a chatroom or a community there's one person making the rules, and that's fucking me. The reason? Cause I can. I can do what I want, the way I want how often I want when I want. So next time I'm on one of your nerd message boards asking for help on lets say, how to get rid of a virus, don't fuckin answer with 'Use the search function' or 'why havent you been more careful?' or 'we already discussed this' - just answer my goddamn question or shut da fuck up. I'm more interested in watching a baby spider sleep for 13 hrs than I'm interested in whether or not you fuckin freakshows discussed that topic 300 years ago. So don't bother answering or move on without giving me lectures. Just becuase you have time to roam message boards for information 20 hrs a day, doesn't mean everyone does. So if you're so fuckin smart, just fuckin answer my question. Why would I even consider using the search function when asking in a new topic is WAY more easier for me? For the love of god, take the gamecontroller out of your ass and go adjust your 3 inch thick glasses with your index finger, cause I just want the fuckin information I came on this fuckin message board for in the first place. I will never come back here again, I wont have 49732 posts and advance to superuser or whatever rankings your shithole of forum awards. There are bigger and more important things in life ... like peanut butter or steroids.
Also, don't you give me an attitude cause my question is to easy for you. You walkin piece of fuckin flanel shirt wouldn't even dare to talk back to me in real life cause you'd be too busy praying I don't rip off your arms and staple em to your fuckin forehead after you sold me overpriced memory sticks.
You gotta understand one thing guys - the internet has no rules. There's no such thing as netiquette - it's a friggin gay word anyway. When you are on the internet, on a forum or message board, in a chatroom or a community there's one person making the rules, and that's fucking me. The reason? Cause I can. I can do what I want, the way I want how often I want when I want. So next time I'm on one of your nerd message boards asking for help on lets say, how to get rid of a virus, don't fuckin answer with 'Use the search function' or 'why havent you been more careful?' or 'we already discussed this' - just answer my goddamn question or shut da fuck up. I'm more interested in watching a baby spider sleep for 13 hrs than I'm interested in whether or not you fuckin freakshows discussed that topic 300 years ago. So don't bother answering or move on without giving me lectures. Just becuase you have time to roam message boards for information 20 hrs a day, doesn't mean everyone does. So if you're so fuckin smart, just fuckin answer my question. Why would I even consider using the search function when asking in a new topic is WAY more easier for me? For the love of god, take the gamecontroller out of your ass and go adjust your 3 inch thick glasses with your index finger, cause I just want the fuckin information I came on this fuckin message board for in the first place. I will never come back here again, I wont have 49732 posts and advance to superuser or whatever rankings your shithole of forum awards. There are bigger and more important things in life ... like peanut butter or steroids.
Also, don't you give me an attitude cause my question is to easy for you. You walkin piece of fuckin flanel shirt wouldn't even dare to talk back to me in real life cause you'd be too busy praying I don't rip off your arms and staple em to your fuckin forehead after you sold me overpriced memory sticks.
Do you know my favorite operating system? It's fuckin WINDOWS XP - not Linux, Maclux, or watever da fuck other luxes are out there, it's Win to the dows XP. Again - I don't want to have to major in computer science before I'm able to watch porn on my laptop, so I use the friggin best OS out there - WINDOWS XP. For future reference, spare me the funny 'micro$oft' spellings and all those other major inside jokes you got goin that are all supposed to document how friggin smart and educated you are. I don't care, I just want my porn and my emails, can't your macintosh infested brain accept that? It better cause I'm about to come to your house, I mean, your moms house, go to the basement and drag you out into the fuckin sunlight for 2 minutes so your mom can treat your sun burn with baby powder later when you're watching Family Guy reruns.
Windows is a great invention and Dos is for gay people. The Internet Explorer is way better than fuckin Firefox or any other useless tool invented and used by people jealous that one of their own actually gets a girl every third or forth Microsoft Board Meeting afterparty.
By the way and I'm explicitly excluding girls doin it from my attack cause it might prevent me from having sex with them in the future ... whats with the fuckin ^^ and ~ and ^^^ or using zeros insted of os and fuckin threes instead of es. Why da fuck do you think god gave us letters and numbers? Why? So you fuckin mix em thinking thats the nerd way of being cool and accepted? In reality you just dig yourself deeper into a hole at whichs bottom is nothing, especially no vaginas.
Let me ask you something nerd patrol. You think it's really that funny to program trojan horses and viruses and then say it's just to prove a point of how volunerable software can be? Buddy, here's a crazy thought, and please, discuss this when playing warcraft with your friends next time, ... if something is fair game just because its not secure, how about next time I see one of you guys at Wal-Mart buying 200 galons of pepsi for your weekend LAN party, how about I just step in front of you, grab the nearest philips head screwdriver and put it through one of your goddamn 10 inch wide shoulders? I mean, after all, there clearly was a security whole in your clothing? Shouldn't you (or you mom) have considered that when you (or she) layed out your clothes that morning? I guess she should have, cause now your bleeding, and Ramon from maintenance is laughing.
And the last thing I wanna say is this ... I love colorful websites, with a lot of pictures and no compression AT ALL, no CSS and any website without at least 4 frames and inline frames sucks ass. I know YOU think websites are only really good when they look like crap, programmed by a nerd freakshow in his attic with the windows editor only. You know what, fuck you, I use Frontpage and its fuckin awesome and I'm atually making money from it instead of just getting street cred (or in that case, basement cred) from some made up torrent release goup that looks for 10mbit seeders.
While we're at the topic of file sharing ... you know what I love to do? Download smth and then not upload at all. Yea, I've been doin it for years now and nobody can stop me cause every time you delete my fuckin account or ban me, I'll just open a new one - the magic of not having a static IP you toe nail eating bitch. I hate to seed, you know why? Cause it's for gay people and for losers. I use the internet for ME not for other people, I'm not running a charity over here and I'm not planing on doin it in the future. I get on the internet, take what I want and leave, without fuckin SHARING or SUPPORTING anyfuckinbody. This brings me back to my initial thought ... why am I doing it? Because I fuckin can, and you can't do shit about it.
