Thursday, September 4, 2008

Why I hate ambitious People

As an extremely smart person, I sometimes wonder why there are so many stupid assholes out there that clearly are dumb as a bag of dick but have more money than I do. I pretty much got the answer and in a way its very satisfying - I'm just not ambitious and I hate people that are. Oh my god please shut up about "hard work" ... pleaaaaaaaaaaase bitches. I want money and success of course, but I dont want to work for it, preferably at all. Please stop telling me that thriving for more is the key to smth smth or that fuckin not getting better means getting worse.

Im perfectly fine with being good - plus, I know my "good" is better than most peoples "outstanding".

You know what? I commend lazy rich sons of ambitious rich assholes. They do it right. Why work if not working is so much better? It just doesnt make sense, in fact, its X-Files material that so many people think work makes you happy and fullfilled. NO, it doesnt. It keeps you busy and you cant think about how fuckin unhappy you really are. Thats why you cheat on your wifes, thats why even after Ferrari number 12 you still feel the need for another one and thats why working hard basically just keeps you from taking a nap.

I was watching a motivational video from one of our Owners and it was so fuckin boring: (imagine LaFontaines voice) To be ..... the best .... you gotta work ..... HARD. But being ... the best .... does not keep you ... from .... GETTING BETTER. 10 minutes of my life that couldve been used for writing obnoxious stuff on blogs or just finger fuck my belly button ...

And let's face it ... the richest people on the planet, lets say the 5 Million richest people probably consist of 90 percent complete and utter brainless fuckfaces that just have tried so much stupid and annoying shit that at some point they just got lucky and started making money. So They basically threw rocks all day, hit a bird at some point and now Im supposed to listen to them cause they know how to hunt birds with rocks? Go fuck yourself inventor of toilet paper.

Heres my personal and ONLY approach - Each time we have a conference call its the same old story "What are your goals for the next year? Have you set any? How do we increase leads? How do we get more people to visit our website?" - Well .... ok ... sir ... with all due respect ... DONT KNOW - DONT CARE. I just do stuff (great stuff btw.) and see if it helps, if it doesnt, well, too bad. Its still great stuff and Im right and awesome. Dont gimme the "different approach" stuff. What if that fuckin approach doesnt work either? Exactly! We did stuff twice and got shit out of it, so lets just leave it as is and watch The Simpsons.

The worst part of it is people that dont get that sometimes, you just cant do shit about shit. Real Estate Crisis? NO WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY IT - Well too bad, there is one, deal with it, not talking about it doesnt make it go da fuck away. Plus its way easier to just blame the crisis - saves a buttload of work. Just because you don't believe in the "concept of ice" wont save you from breaking your hips after slippin on it.

Which brings me back to not being ambitious. Theres basically a decision you have to make - You wanna work off your ass and still not be sure you're going to be rich and even when you are rich and successful still feel like you might do better and you dont get any sleep cause youre obsessively wondering how - OR are you gonna just coast along with the crowd, sometimes hinting your genious (like I do) and then move back to spending an entire weekend on the couch hammering girls you met at the grocery store?

This is a pretty fuckin easy decision. Cause you gotta understand this: It's the little things. It's the little things people ... and dont you forget that when you're on the verge on being motivated and ambitious.

I also hate celebs and the boo hoo around them ... and that brought me to the fact that I dont respect authority and am not impressed by successful people. So much left to be annoyed by.