Sunday, December 23, 2007

Random Rants Vol. 2

Here are a couple of things that really annoy the shit out of me.

  • People that can click their fingers on both hands simultaneously.
  • People that have a "never say die" attitude ... why don't you just go ahead and ... die.
  • Eva Longoria ... yea, plus anybody who tells me for the 699th. time how hot I'm supposed to find that bitch - She's got nothing and she's 3'11?
  • Dart players or poker players or pros on the bass tour that call themselves 'crazy motherfuckers' ... you're a gloryfied fisherman, get over it.
  • People saying they hate christmas because they think it makes them cool and then secretly jerk on christmas ornaments.
  • Female Superheroes other than Milla Jovovich. My theory: she actually has superpowers